"in a relationship, what are the deal breakers?" - carrie bradshaw
last night, sunday funday, at maeve. . .
taking the northsiders v. southsiders disagreement to a whole new level:
(jumping in from a side conversation)
matt: . . . he broke up with her because she was a cubs fan.
me: hey, i totally understand that. i'd definitely break up with a guy if he was a sox fan. no questions asked.
karen: see, this goes into the category of things you can't talk about with people if you want to stay friends. you know, religion, politics. . .
me: . . . baseball. (pause) seriously though. even if i saw a really hot guy wearing a sox hat, i would lose interest. immediately.
lacey: i know you're serious. . . that's why it's funny.
xo,
kellieannie
posted by Kellie @ 1:16 AM
3 Comments:
It's easy to differentiate between Cubs and Sox fans. On the North Side, you see a bunch of working class yuppies festively drinking and taking in the game. These are typically young, college educated people. The guys are cool and the girls look cute in their pink Cubs t-shirts.
On the South Side, you see a bunch of shanty white trash and their tattooed women starting fights, running on to the field and doing other things to embarrass the city. It makes the rest of us realize that is the reason no one gives a shit about the Sux, I mean Sox. They're known for two things and two things only - the Black Sox scandal and disco demolition night.
If a beautiful girl walks down the street with a Sox shirt on, suddenly she's not that beautiful anymore.
That's logical. Completely summarize every life aspect of an individual solely on their preference of baseball team.
Very sad.
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