honey, please (don't) act your age

this weekend, on the bus to alpine for the dave show. . .

preface: there were many scantilly clad drunk girls present, making spectacles of themselves and creating dramatic situations with fellow bus go-ers . . .

at a particularly dramatic moment, i turned to bill and the following conversation ensued:

kel: "who do these girls think they are? and furthmore, who taught them it was okay to dress that way and act that way?"
bill: "well, they think that's the best way to get attention. and, you have to remember, a lot of people on the bus are just out of college, you know. 21, 22. they're just not quite mature enough yet to . . . "

bill apparently had a momentary lapse regarding my recent college graduation and my 3 and a half years younger than him age.

kel: "um, bill? have you forgotten who you're talking to?"
bill: (the pr junkie in him pauses to brainstorm some damage control): "see, that just shows that i think of you as the same age"
kel: "uh huh. . . stop talking"

i am, apparently, a (nearly) 26 year old trapped in a 22 year old's body. . .

xo,

kellieannie